Anonymous said: Loved your perfect husbando analysis! :D Naruto is such an idiot for thinking that being a positive influence, source of unconditional love and support is what a lady needs. Affection is so last year! :D
Thank you for the kind words but I am just trying to enlighten some of the inexperienced fellas out there who don’t know any better.
Well I wouldn’t say Naruto is stupid, he just doesn’t understand women. He really has no idea what women want.
Women want consistent indifference, the occasional malice, and every now and then you acknowledge their existence if they happen to do something like save your life.
If you are a dude I’ll leave you with these parting words the less you care the more she does
If you’re a lady remember this, deep deep down he probably cares. It’s just really deep down though, deep down enough that he’s fooled himself into not really caring.
1) Be attractive looking:
This is a requirement.
Side-note: if you are an orange baboon, stop reading, close the browser, go find someone with big tits or better yet just kill yourself.
2) Be confident. You can walk and talk like a player, but if you don’t have the right mindset, your lady will be turned off. Before you become a true perfect husbando, you have to work to have true self-confidence. And by self confidence I mean
Find the nerve to be able to do whatever the fuq you want!
So if you have an extreme impulse do it. These impulses may include
Remember women adore decisive, confident men
3) Make your lady feel special. It’s Friday night you are with a group of friends, you’ve got your girl by your side everyone is having fun and you are showing all that you’re a great guy to be around. Well never forget to take a moment during any group activity to find a way to isolate your gal and make her feel unique.
Remember fellas make a girl feel like she’s the only one.
4) Always keep things exciting:
Take a look at any marriage and you’ll notice one crucial fact, predictability kills romance and excitement. Any decent sexy fling has an element of danger.
Normally this element of danger is an emotional danger. See for a lady to come out of her shell she’s got to put herself at risk of being hurt emotionally. To seek intimacy, no to love means opening oneself up to pain.
Emotional pain isn’t enough.
Take it up a notch and put her life in danger! Keep her on her toes, can she trust you with her heart, can she trust you with her life? Are you gonna stab her with a kunai or treat her to chocolates & cunnilingus? She’s doesn’t know, she’s scared, but she’s also excited because God only knows what will happen next…
That’s life, that’s emotion, that’s sexy. Just when she thinks she understands you flip the switch on her.
Remember you are a dangerous man and you do dangerous erotic things.
5) Keep things exciting part 2: Always think of your next move.
Like a true chess champ, you should always be at least one step—or many—ahead of the game. If you only focus on the present, you won’t be able to enjoy the best a relationship can offer.
Here’s an example: You just saved your girl. You take a moment to stop to have “eye-sex”
Now a chump may be lost in this moment trying to figure out what this means, wondering if it’s a significant development in his relationship. Because he’s wasting time figuring out what to do he’s lost sight of his goals. Making his lady happy.
A perfect boyfu is already thinking on bigger and better things no matter what is going on. Imagine her delightful surprise after such an intimate moment and you drop this on her
Now some people may think this disregards the intimate moment because while you were having eye sex you were planning on destroying everything your lady knows and loves, this includes and is not limited to murdering her mentor, her teacher and her best friend.
Some people might argue that but those people are lames. It’s not you not respecting her feelings or what she cares about. It’s you treating her as an equal instead of letting an intimate moment label your relationship in terms such as boyfriend and girlfriend. Instead of being beholden to each other in patriarchal traditions, you treat her as an equal.
See you are not pandering to her. You acknowledge her choice to be your enemy and she will acknowledge your choice to destroy what she cares about.
6) Don’t get too attached! Women do not like clingy or needy men, guys she needs her space too. So if you find you’re worrying about what a certain girl thinks of you, or if she’s useful to your overall ambition,you may be approaching clingy territory.
To avoid this distance yourself for
chapters months at a time. Don’t even think about her for years. Ignore her existence if you can.
Sometime it might be best to just break off the relationship (If you’ve been following all the tips she’ll come running back to you anyway with her pure and enduring love) and act like it meant nothing to you. In fact if the opportunity arises, leave her to her certain doom. You believe in her strength right? She’ll take care of herself.
It’s like they say indifference makes the heart grow fonder.
Final thoughts: ROMANGST is the name of the game.
Above all things, the golden rule is make her work for it, if she isn’t in pain or at least in shame it isn’t really love.
No pain No Gain.
Anonymous said: Who are you though? Probably a guy with no friends, right? You're probably an outcast at school. Even at this age you're still hating on something that is made up. It's not real. You may say I don't know you but I do. I really do because "haters" like yourself would be wasting your time on this website hoping that you'll make somebody cry with your hate. Or what you probably cry to your mum that you're ship didn't happen. I laugh at your life. I laugh at you.
but im not hating? im just saying narusaku doesn’t have a chance. just stating a fact. haters will always hate, i guess. lol
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"Naruto supports SS"
Correct me if i am am wrong but SS = Sasuke + Sakura right?
Well this quote makes sense because we all remember that time Naruto pulled Sasuke to the side and told him how much Sakura really liked him?
No? You don’t remember that?!
Well remember the time Naruto called Sasuke a coward for not revealing his feelings for Sakura?
Ok remember that time when right before Naruto exited a room leaving Sasuke and Sakura alone together he gave Sasuke a sly wink and a thumbs up?
What none of that happened?! I was reading fanfic instead of the manga?
If my sarcasm is not blunt enough I’ll just ask some simple questions, how does Naruto support SS when he’s never supported, hinted at or even fostered Sasuke’s romantic feelings Sakura? (assuming he ever had any)
How do you support a couple and be almost indifferent to the romantic intentions of one half? (Whoa did I just get meta there?)
When did recognizing someone likes someone else equate to supporting it?
There is only one reason I can even imagine where people get this idea and it’s the hospital scene where Naruto left those two alone. A scene where Naruto’s sadness was noted by Tsunade just in case you couldn’t understand the emotion on his face.
You gotta love a fandom where someone’s sadness is used as evidence for positive support.
soulanum said: I used to ship SS but thank God I realized how dumb I was! The pairing's just too unhealthy! As a Sakura fan, I want her to be happy and she won't be happy with Sasuke around her. I believe she can shine without him or anyone.
Well I wouldn’t go so far as to say you were dumb. I can certainly see the basic if not cliche reasons why anyone would like any of the pairings at first this includes NaruSaku.
The thins is IMO the SS we got on the pages is nowhere near the developed SS most of its fans talk about in fanon.
I agree SS hasn’t made Sakura happy since part 1 and I’ve to see any evidence Sasuke wants to be the guy who makes her happy. Now I also agree Sakura doesn’t need to get a BF to make her happy, I think a fan of hers would want her to find happiness within herself first and foremost. If she happens to find a BF along the way then that’s alright.
lushmisfit reblogged your post and added:
Are you a fucking five year old
So judging by your response if I am five that would make your intellectual standard what? Third trimester? Well at least you can start breathing on your own
Once again I begin with some qualifications. For example I am a NS fan But I understand where one can be a supporter of NH based on matters of interpretation. Granted due to my own reasoning and my suspicion that this manga will indeed end the romance subplot I think NH folk have taken the wrong path in their interpretations, that in addition to overzealous Hinata warriors makes me not a fan of NH
SS on the other hand is artistically shite (gave it some of that British spin) and it has been shite for so long it cannot be redeemed artistically.
Surely the fans can enjoy their perception of it if it actually turns out to be canon. and continue enjoying fan fic. But the product on paper is horrifically executed to the point where its absurd.
Seriously the last chapter is the first time Sasuke has talked to Sakura without being a dick. In between this and his “thank you” in part 1 nothing was exchanged between them besides him trying to kill her three times.
If you didn’t know I was talking about SS and I described a relationship like that to you and then said it was romance you’d be like “wtf?”
Now I am not even saying romance in Naruto is particularly grand. Still SS if it’s even a real thing at this point is the low point of this manga bar none.
Let me offer an explanation to why SS stinks, when interacting with SS fans the themes and motifs they praise do no translate to what has been depicted on the pages.
The themes SS fans seem to enjoy or the hypothetical themes and tropes Kishimoto is supposed to be using are not being executed in the story.
When talking about SS with fans, by SS I mean in a romantic context, the interaction between two characters, the intimacy between the two characters two themes frequently come to surface.
Patient love: (sorry NH SS had this first)
Bad boy redemption:
There is this perception that Sasuke is returning to Sakura’s unwavering love like some WW II vet who returned to his sweet heart after storming Normandy.
The love interest has gone through troubled times and returns to his devoted partner.
This is an ancient theme I’m sure you’ve heard of Odysseus
When you see those kinds of stories, the patient love stories that SS is supposed to somehow be about in books or movies the dude, the target of affection thinks about the girl he has left behind
There may be flashbacks of their first kiss, their first time together, perhaps the soldier or journeyman carries a locket with the girl’s picture close to his heart.
The point is it’s portrayed by the author that the love interest carries the memory of the girl with him.
I beg someone, anyone, to show me a single panel in the 681 chapters of this manga of which we are heading towards the climax, where Sasuke thinks of Sakura on her own based on what she means to him platonic or otherwise.
Just give me one, yeah I get the argument is Sasuke’s romantic feelings are ambiguous, but they’re not supposed to be non-existent.
The bottom line is Sasuke went off for three years has been close to death numerous times, didn’t think about Sakura alone ONCE. You would think if he were suppressing his emotions or even unconsciously in love, He would at least miss her company.
Then when they are reunited he treats her like shit. Almost killing her up to three times, talking down to her etc etc
Kishimoto has to disregard thousand of years of cohesive storytelling to pretend SS works on that level.
Bad boy redemption:
The reason this fails is simple, to this point in the manga Sakura has little to no influence on Sasuke’s redemption. Right now the largest contributor is Itachi and with Naruto’s recent “my body moves on it’s own” jibe/insight that seemingly agitated Sasuke its pretty much confirmed the rest is up to Naruto.
Sakura’s love has not and will not be the deciding factor in Sasuke’s redemption. The reality is Sakura has had little to no impact on Sasuke since she failed to get him to stay after her confession in part 1.
Even if recent chapters show us Sasuke cares, he doesn’t care enough, Sakura’s love which is supposed to be this praiseworthy thing doesn’t mean jack shit to him for the majority of the story. Please prove to me otherwise, show me where his knowledge of Sakura’s love has changed him in anyway, has made him make a different or difficult decision, has deterred him from a dark path.
It in all honestly it succeeds more in portraying where love can go wrong, where the heart can blind.
SS fails in everything its supposed to be
Finally I also want to say strong independent woman Sakura is not a SS thing. It actually contradicts the whole concept of a strong independent woman to say that her love for Sasuke is solely what made her strong and not her own independent will.
It also seems to contradict how Sakura seems to hang her head in shame every time Sasuke barks at her.
> Go into chapter knowing there has to be some SS
> mfw NaruSaku sneaks into the chapter
I know the NaruSaku fandom is needlessly insecure and will probably be worried and panicked so….
1) Obito is talking about Naruto.
a) Sakura just brought him up by name
b) Their obvious objective is to get Sasuke. Clearly Sakura wants to help Sasuke if she’s standing right there next to Obito helping. Obito wouldn’t be surprised or talk vaguely about “him” or “when he stumbles” when him/he is the target. Sasuke hasn’t stumbled he needs rescuing, additionally to my knowledge Obito has seen zero positive interaction (like us readers) between Sasuke and Sakura to start to pick up on a pattern of history involving her wanting to help “him” so he could comment on it.
c) His tone and surprise is so ambiguous that it confuses Sakura, If they were talking about the obvious target Sasuke, Sakura would not be confused.
2) Why is this scene there?
The interesting thing about parallels is that even though they somehow don’t matter and or exist in this manga they tend to make people *coughMinatoJiraiyacough* nostalgic
All that being said the REAL SHITSTORM is next week. How Sakura reacts to Sasuke holding will be interesting. She may or may not blush etc etc.