When it comes to family dinner Sakura cooks mostly for the sake of diversity. Naruto cooks one meal and one meal only ramen. To be fair Naruto cooks ramen quite well and his family enjoys it occasionally. However when the postwar alliance held a two week conference for medical-nin, Iruka andTsunade had 12 straight days of ramen before they escaped to their grandparent’s house for a weekend. Again to Naruto’s credit it was a different type of ramen every evening.
Naruto and Sakura are slightly embarrassed by the teenage antics that may have taken place during their friendship-eventual courtship so when the children ask their parents how they got together Naruto and Sakura keep it sweet but vague. This prompts the curious Tsunade to seek definitive answers elsewhere.
Kakashi removes all drama from the story by claiming he knew they were going to get together the moment he saw them so he never really knew what all the fuss was about.
Sai confuses the story by declaring the interesting question is not “how” but “why?” He then pulls out a book titled ” The Psychology of Love and Sexuality.” Tsuande sprints off screaming with her hands covering he ears when Sai makes the following statement “It seems to me for sure that Naruto is a classic type Z however with a slight submissive instinct which may take a number of forms in sexual nature this of course is quite complimentary to Sakura who is a type X with a slight dominating instinct that…”
Ino increases the drama of the story tenfold to the point of depicting a soap opera that features a passionate quadrilateral love affair, a reincarnating timeless love that spans generations, and a world war fought over a maiden’s honor.
Shikamaru kills the story by shrugging and telling Tsunade “you’re here aren’t ya so just be thankful for that?”
When Tsunade returns home to tell her parents of the conflicting reports she;d gathered around the village, Naruto and Sakura glance at each other before laughing to the point of tears. Tsunade sighs and walks off resolved in knowing that the actual truth would probably be nowhere near as good as Auntie Ino’s story anyway.
Sakura sang both her kiddies to bed until they were of age to tuck themselves in. She softly sings lullabies to herself whenever the kids are off on missions.
Naruto and Tsunade both scrunch their faces a certain way when they are concentrating.
To his horror Sakura informs Iruka that he and his father have the same butt jiggle when they walk.
The entire family calls each other crazy when in heated arguments.
Naruto has an entire wall of the Hokage’s office lined up up with pictures of his family. For good or bad he is one of those guy’s that shows strangers pictures off his kids, these strangers include diplomats royalty and other heads of state from other villages.
Welp I guess that’s all for now. If I think of anymore down the road I’ll share
Sakura’s parents have allowed all of Sakura’s boys (Team 7, Team Kakashi, Team Yamato) to join their family; all those boys are without family, and Sakura’s parents try their best to become the parents, the family that they don’t have. Sakura is OK-ish for the most part, the grand exception being…